Sarah and Margo's Comedy Sketch
Margo: Yeah, you know, like a trip to Paris or Italy or somewhere really exciting like, uh, Switzerland…..
Sarah: But you’re not getting that, so don’t get too excited!
Margo: Since you enjoy comedy so much,
Sarah: And since I LOVE telling jokes from my Joke book,
Margo: Sarah proposed that we produce a comedy show in honour of your 40th Birthday
Sarah: Yeah, because you’re OLD now.
Margo: We thought about having a party – but old people have really boring parties
Sarah: Yeah, they play games like SAG YOU’RE IT
Margo: And Kick the bucket
Sarah: And Musical Recliners
Margo: And Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy
Sarah: So instead– I picked out some of my favourite jokes like this one
Margo: What’s white, furry and found in Florida?
Sarah: I don’t know mum…
Margo: A polar bear with no sense of direction!
Sarah: I’ve got one. What famous story was about an Australian Reptile?
Margo: I don’t know Sarah, what famous story was about an Australian Reptile?
Sarah: The Lizard of Oz!
Margo: But back to how old Mike is getting…
Sarah: Yeah, Dad is so old that his birth certificate has expired. But mum, I have another joke to tell. What is purple and furry?
Margo: I don’t know, what?
Sarah: A kangaroo holding its breath.
Margo: I have one… What American City do cows live in?
Sarah: I don’t know.
Margo: Moo York City! Hey, did you know that Dad is so old that if we put the right number of candles on his birthday cake, the average temperature of the earth would increase by 3 degrees?
Sarah: Did you know that dad is so old that when he was a kid rainbows were in black and white?
Margo: Dad is so old that he sat next to Moses in elementary school.
Sarah: Dad is so old he farts dust.
Margo: Dad is so old that if he walked into an antique shop they might sell him.
Sarah: I have another joke to tell!
Margo: OK, what?
Sarah: Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Margo: I don’t know, why?
Sarah: Because it has Greece at the bottom!
Margo: Here’s one. What’s tall, Italian and covered in pepperoni?
Sarah: Beats me?
Margo: The Leaning Tower of Pizza!
Sarah: Where is the best place in Europe to find sharks?
Margo: I have no idea.
Sarah: Finland!
Sarah: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?
Margo: I have no idea!
Sarah: She wanted to rock and roll!
Margo: Hey Sarah, how do you know if you are getting old?
Sarah: I don’t know – you’re the old one!
Margo:
You know you’re getting old if you keep more food than beer in the fridge
You know you’re getting old if 6am is when you get up, not when you go to bed
Sarah:
You know you’re getting old if you hear your favourite song in an elevator
Margo:
You know you’re getting old if you’re the one calling the police because the kids next door won’t turn down their music
Sarah:
You know you’re getting old if sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt
Margo:
You know you’re getting old if 90% of the time you spend in front of the computer is for real work
Sarah:
You know you’re getting old when your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
Margo:
You know you’re getting old when at the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
Sarah: Anyway Dad, we hope that you enjoyed the show. Happy Birthday to you!
Margo: Yep – Happy Birthday!!
posted by Michael Nelson at 11:36 pm
1 Comments:
Oh happy birthday to the ol guy. you are not old yet my dear. i am old. no not true my dad is old. he creaks and sags lots more than i do and i creak and sag lots more than you do. so you have many years ahead of you free of creaks, groans and sags. but i did enjoy the show. i am looking forward to seeing you guys again.
love to all. brenda
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