Jokes

On the train to Newcastle we were talking about some of the cities we have visited when Sarah came up with a joke:

What city do you go to when you're hungry?
Birmingham.

A few others soon followed:

Where do you go when you want ice?
Iceland.

Where do you go if you want some fruit?
Pearis.

We took turns doing this with about every place name we could think of.

A while ago I came up with a Who's-on-first-like joke that Sarah loves to tell:

Can you tell me how to say 'no' in French?
'No'.
Well, why not?

Today on the streetcar I came up with another one:

Can you tell me what letter of the alphabet comes after 'x' and before 'z'?
'Y'.
Because I'm curious, that's why.