Fart Rhymes
We need your help! Sarah has reached the age where she will fart and blame it on someone else as a joke. We counter this by repeating the age-old wisdom of Fart Rhymes. Unfortunately, we can only remember two:
- She who smelt it, dealt it
- She who denies it, supplies it
posted by Michael Nelson at 11:01 am
2 Comments:
Good grief, man. Couldn't you use your powers of the press to ask for something a little more beneficial to society? Anyway, since you've aimed so low, it happens I have a limerick to contribute:
Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel.
So beans, beans for every meal!
okay...it's for the very gaseous amongst us so one for when a belch emits forth...here you go....
Excuse, excuse me
From the bottom of my heart
If would've come from the other end
It would've been a fart!
And then of course you can't forget these...
What do you call "fart" in German?
Farfrompoopin!
What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor!
Confucius say:
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Cheers,
Liisa
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